This market will resolve to “Yes” if Mitch McConnell formally announces an intention to step down or otherwise vacates his U.S. Senate seat before his current term is scheduled to end (January 3, 2027, 11:59 PM ET). Otherwise, this market will resolve to “No.” An announcement will qualify only if it indicates that McConnell will leave office prior to the scheduled end of his term. Statements reaffirming an existing plan to retire at the end of his term will not qualify. The primary resolution sources will be official statements from Mitch McConnell, his office or representatives, and/or official communications from the U.S. Senate or government.
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Comments (50)
0xEFB90c1feCfFB3874aB75b1E73Ee81bb87874383-1758826993606 Sep 15
well it wouldn't shock anyone lol
NoiseC Sep 15
My thesis was dumping my YES into yesterday's rise.
buoys Sep 15
So, what's the new thesis? Y'all yes holders really giving a 15% chance he dies in the next 3.5 months?
Car Sep 14
i thought he was dead? right magatards?
Mannycalifornia Sep 10
Friday the 11th would be more strategic. Less media attention, they can shuffle the committee seats to get the farm bill out of committee on Monday. Its a must win or else the midterms will be even more of a disaster for the repubs
MeNoDatNutReelMuni Sep 8
September 14th... he will resign
LongShot-Louie Aug 26
Hes dead, turtles can't survive that long hiding in their shell.
Mannycalifornia Aug 25
Looks like liquidity thinned out on the ask side, something may be brewing
Noupeinnouguein Aug 23
Buy some yes
clazzy1 Aug 19
stfu retard
Noupeinnouguein Aug 19
This is crazy
SIMOMEGA Aug 19
No
SIMOMEGA Aug 19
ur mom
SIMOMEGA Aug 19
dont thank a non-existing entity
clazzy1 Aug 17
thank god you are my counterparty
NoiseC Aug 17
We live in the upside-down world now, for the conspiracy theory is that man is mortal.
S888 Aug 17
Should I sell?
S888 Aug 17
Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) has not responded to his requests for a health update, as reported by The Hill.
S888 Aug 17
Kentucky Gov. Says Mitch McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Give Public Update
ElonMusksQueef Aug 15
23c for $1 guaranteed right now 😂
ElonMusksQueef Aug 15
Good thing the market rules state "or otherwise vacates his U.S. Senate seat".
clazzy1 Aug 14
thanks for dono.
bdetken Aug 6
He has no shame. If he's still breathing, he'll need to get kicked out. No one has the balls to do that. If he's not, all the better to hold firm and continue to lie about it until after the midterms.
NoiseC Aug 6
He won't resign? Huh...I wonder what could cause him to not be able to resign?
Schnitzelwiener Aug 6
The Senate would need 67% votes to expel him, even if he is a vegetable. I'm not so sure this will happen.
clazzy1 Aug 5
So what now? It’s past August 3rd. He won’t resign until the end of this term! This is his last term
0xEFB90c1feCfFB3874aB75b1E73Ee81bb87874383-1758826993606 Aug 5
haha
buoys Aug 5
CNN and others (consensus of credible reporting) report that U.S. congressmen retain their official offices and titles in Hell, so technically he won't have vacated his U.S. Senate seat if he dies
0xEFB90c1feCfFB3874aB75b1E73Ee81bb87874383-1758826993606 Aug 5
No ways they are going to hide that he is a vegetable all the way until January 3
NoSteinNoGate Aug 4
You think death will count as him not stepping down? lol
Noupeinnouguein Aug 4
Buy yes
Noupeinnouguein Aug 4
oooh
buoys Aug 4
I'm colourblind so I can't see the difference between red and green :(
Noupeinnouguein Aug 4
Why are you on "no" ?
HornyBibi Aug 3
Any day now bro trust me
buoys Aug 3
Aight guys, we've passed the August 3 special election deadline, how long until they announce he's actually dead?
NoiseC Aug 1
What is a man willing to do when a man with a will no longer exists?
clazzy1 Jul 31
What is a man willing to do for his legacy?
clazzy1 Jul 31
Dollars being sold for 67 cents
0xc5FEaa93A5a476B308f8836e34c582e87d642A26-1764276878720 Jul 29
He is already dead 😂
Schnitzelwiener Jul 28
He'll probably happen leave this world on August 4.
Mantronix Jul 28
My peoples.... The key deadline is August 3: under Kentucky’s 2024 Senate-vacancy law, a vacancy before then would trigger the special-election process for Mitch McConnell’s seat, while a vacancy after then likely would not leave enough time for a separate special election before the already scheduled November race. Trump-supporting Republicans: strongest incentive to postpone any vacancy-triggering announcement, since a special election adds risk. Anti-McConnell Republicans: mixed; some might want the seat opened sooner if they think they can replace him with a better-aligned candidate, but others still prefer avoiding a volatile special election. Democrats: incentive is the opposite; they benefit from faster disclosure if it creates a special election and a chance to contest the seat earlier.
buoys Jul 27
I heard that John Thune got ICE to cryofreeze Mitch's body in Hilary's secret sex dungeon underneath the Capitol. Then, whenever they need him for a crucial vote, they'll re-animate him with the COVID vaccine and wheel him into the Senate for the vote and it'll apparently be scientifically impossible for anybody to know he's actually dead. So I dunno how it'll resolve in that case but I don't trust the scammy UMA voters to follow the TRUTH that's right before their eyes so I bought no
zthunderfury Jul 27
I hope he doesn't die!
Schnitzelwiener Jul 27
That would fall under "or otherwise vacates his U.S. Senate seat" so it would resolve to "yes".
zthunderfury Jul 27
If he dies then this resolves No right ?
ElonMusksQueef Jul 27
This market is crazy, the dude is dead as a doornail.
NoiseC Jul 27
Sure, that's the only factor here. His concern for his legacy. Can't think of any other relevant factors.
clazzy1 Jul 25
He will not resign. This is his last term. He will finish it as that would not tarnish his legacy.
clazzy1 Jul 25
Louie is not sharp
